I am Gomer "If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to get locked up." - Hunter S. Thompson "Who is God?" "You know when you close your eyes and wish for something? God is the guy that ignores you." "Now don't forget, just because your smart doesn't mean you can't act stupid! It's your Constitutional right young man!" "Is everything a joke to you? Only the things that matter." "This is either madness... or brilliance." "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." "Well we all try for what we want, even when it is out of our reach" "If you play games with bad relationships flowers die" "If it is not of facebook then it is not official." "Why are you older than me? I was born that way." "Hey that stripper just flossed her cleavage with that guys face. Will you floss your cleavage with my face?" "Dude you have a small head. Oh thats odd because the stripper said I have a huge head."