Because nobody else will hold the damn camera. CAUTION: May Contain Derpes. "i am the 'who' when you call, 'who's there?'" DewBerry; pl. DewBerryz (n.) A mixture of Mountain Dew and strawberries; a perfect blend of the shapely, sweet wholesomeness that is a strawberry together with the spice, bubble, and energy of a refreshing Mountain Dew beverage. "Taste the DewBerry- Spice up your life!" I have a lot of isms. I believe in the world. I am in love with all things strawberry. I am a prodigy with a thousand skills and no talent. I will do something great, not for you, not for me, not for the world, not just to say I did, but just because I will. I'm a southern Californian health nut who never exercises and eats a lot of food. I am allergic to aerosol. I like to draw, paint, read, write, listen to music, study culture and languages, and drink tea- all while I'm not dirtbiking, snowboarding, wrestling guys twice my size, running around barefoot, and painting my face with mud. I don't believe a word of anything anyone says unless I was there. I like hearing your stories. I like telling mine. I am independently wealthy. I am taken. I am independent and free. I am in college. I am studying to do what I love. I have so much passion and yet I am so calm. I am not influenced by fads. I hate fans. I don't like eggplant. I'm generally a happy person. I'm the most amazing me you can find. I enjoy the presence of people. I have plenty of friends. I don't know how people put up with me. Life is good. I think I'm done.